There are a lot of things happening with this cover. First off, there’s a ton of white space, which is pretty odd for an 80s metal album, comp or otherwise. I guess it makes some sense in that it provides space to list the bands on the bottom, so I’ll give it a pass. As for the photo, which features Mesomorph’s Steve Steele, it includes quite a few metal tropes. Buff Conan the Barbarian looking dude. Check. Long, kind of feathered hair. Check. Wearing a big cross necklace (it wasn’t all fire and brimstone…). Check. And the pièce de résistance, check out those gauntlets, specifically the American flag motif. Plus that gaze… that gaze….

Lest you think I’m talking crap, I’m really not. It was the 80s. This is how things looked. If I’d come across this album in 1984 I’d have thought the cover was bad-ass. Plus with ten tracks by ten different bands from all over the US, I’d have bought this without thinking twice. In looking through the enclosed booklet (make sure the booklet is included if you’re buying a copy!) the bands also cover a range of visual styles, from the muscle heads of Mesomorph to the dirt ‘staches of Boss Tweed, the Twisted Sister-esque look of Teeze (and of course spelling Tease as Teeze… very 1980s… and don’t confuse them with the band on the comp called Teazer!) to the mall glamor shots photo of Backstar, it’s all here.
Musically I’m hooked. This is right in my 80s metal sweet spot. Yes, it’s a bit dated. But this is the metal I cut my teeth on. I grew up with this! Enforcer’s “High Treason” is tremendous, and Blackstar’s “To Your Knees” is pure sleaze. Most of these bands never made it, though Tyton managed two studio albums and Nasty Savage put out three in the 1980s and another in 2004, plus a live one from a 1987 show, so that’s pretty solid. Bottom line is that if you’re a fan of 80s metal, you’ll dig Iron Tyrants.